About Me

I was born on May 17th, 1994, at about 6:00 in the morning. My birth was a very tiresome and drawn-out affair: after my mother laid waiting for me to come in the hospital for 24 hours through much pain and distress (I was her first child after all), I did eventually come and laid there screaming like the ungrateful little brat that I always was. This was just the beginning of my apparently life-long nasty attitude. However, I like to think I've changed a bit for the better.

I like to draw, write stories, and learn about things. A lot of my enjoyment comes from reading of some kind so it really bothers me when I go to the optometrist and have my pupils dilated, whereas I cannot see a damn thing in front of my face for a couple of hours. I like the internet a lot, just because I've used it since I was about six years of age -starting with Neopets, of course- and discovered that the interweb was quite useful for things other than that. I've learned so many things from the internet that it's very difficult for me to talk to someone because I always talk about non-sequiturial things that nobody really cares about at all. But I do.

Despite what you may think based on the picture above, I am, in fact, not a cat. This picture here is of my cat Paris. He is just like me in that he is a spoiled brat, and as you can see by the picture, he believes that it is currently your job to pet him. You better do as he demands or you will face his wrath (read: have your hand bitten really hard). If you really need to know, he lives with my four other cats, one of which is a kitten, who often questions his superiority and usurps his power. I have a very bad feeling about the two of them together, and it can be defined by these five words: "There can only be one."

P.S. I did, in fact, make this website by myself. HTML/CSS as well as website design are a few of the many things I have learned through the internet. If you would like my services for a website you'd like to make, I may be willing to consider, depending on the payment. Thank you, internet, and godspeed.

P.P.S. Please see the other About page.

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